I had a couple of choices for title names in my head, which included, “Heavens be damned, I cannot run!” and “How Doth One Respondeth to an NPC?” Ultimately, I decided the simplest two titles would be the best.
Reading about the time-locked progression server for Everquest made me realize something. The very first MMORPG I wanted to play was this game I saw in Inquest Magazine called Everquest, circa 1999-2000, and despite all the expansions that have come for the game, I could actually have the chance to experience the very game that made me want to be an MMO gamer to begin with.
Sadly, I’m not the same person I was in 1999. Hell, I’m not the same person I was in 2009. My preferences have no doubt changed due to the coddling by current-generation MMORPG traits, so I wanted to see the extent of my coddled nature by engaging in the trial for Everquest, called Escape to Norrath.
The first thing I said to myself when I was first able to get into the game world was, “Dagnabbit, what the hell is up with the User Interface?” It was everywhere, covering most of the screen and obscuring my character’s vision severely.
The second thing I noticed was that pressing the WSAD combination of keys did not make my character move.
Eventually, after closing some windows, I realized that I needed to figure out where to go to change my button layout, and I found out that the reason why I couldn’t move was that the game relegated the movement buttons to the right side of my keyboard on the arrow keys. With that fixed, I began my adventure… for all of five minutes.
One of the Escape to Norrath quests had me learning to equip armor. The problem was the quest prompt told me to equip the armor and then respond to the questgiver through main chat. Unfortunately, I didn’t know what to do to get the questgiver to continue the quest, so I quit the game and did some errands and bought McDonald’s food, and wrote this.
This game will definitely take some getting used to, especially for someone who’s used to the luxuries of the current generation of MMO game.